***BABY MOMMA'S EVERYWHERE...BE ON ALERT!!!****
Because your boyfriend can now make a quick run to the neighborhood Rite Aid and in about a week and $120 later...he can find out if he really is Jr.'s daddy!!!
These tests went on sale this week at over 4,300 Rite Aid stores across the US. The DNA test costs $29.95 and it contains a swab, a consent form and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from baby, mommy and possible daddy. You then mail the swab to a lab for an additional $119. It takes 3 to 5 business days to get your results by mail, email or their online service.
You already know a few of you are heading out right now to find out if lil Tyreek is really yours or not. You know damn well that kid looks too much like the mail man to be yours!
Maury has got to befurious over this shyt. I mean we all know that its his official duty to society to determine paternity for our hood rats & trailer park babies.
I'm about to start an online petition asking Rite Aid to cease all sells...because what will become of my afternoons if I can't hear Maury saying...
"In the case of 1 year old La'Chasity...DeMarcus...you..................ARE NOT the father!!!"...then seeing the baby momma run back stage and fall to the floor crying, while DeMarcus is "cranking that soulja boy" for the crowd. That shyt is classic.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
DNA Paternity Test at Your Local Rite Aid
***BABY MOMMA'S EVERYWHERE...BE ON ALERT!!!****
Because your boyfriend can now make a quick run to the neighborhood Rite Aid and in about a week and $120 later...he can find out if he really is Jr.'s daddy!!!
These tests went on sale this week at over 4,300 Rite Aid stores across the US. The DNA test costs $29.95 and it contains a swab, a consent form and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from baby, mommy and possible daddy. You then mail the swab to a lab for an additional $119. It takes 3 to 5 business days to get your results by mail, email or their online service.
You already know a few of you are heading out right now to find out if lil Tyreek is really yours or not. You know damn well that kid looks too much like the mail man to be yours!
Maury has got to befurious over this shyt. I mean we all know that its his official duty to society to determine paternity for our hood rats & trailer park babies.
I'm about to start an online petition asking Rite Aid to cease all sells...because what will become of my afternoons if I can't hear Maury saying...
"In the case of 1 year old La'Chasity...DeMarcus...you..................ARE NOT the father!!!"...then seeing the baby momma run back stage and fall to the floor crying, while DeMarcus is "cranking that soulja boy" for the crowd. That shyt is classic.
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